Sunday, August 8, 2010

The things Mia does...

I haven't updated my blog in a while b/c not a whole lot is going on in my life and I'm pretty much bored all the time (you can only play Barbie so many times before you just won't do it anymore). With all that said, if there's a bright spot in my day, it's definitely thanks to Mia. Now that she's more verbal and able to express herself more clearly, Jay and I get a daily dose of comedy.

Case in point, a few days ago Jay and I decided to take Mia for a walk after letting her play on the playground for a while. We were walking down the sidewalk and a Korean woman was walking on the sidewalk going the opposite way. As she bent down to smile and say hi to Mia, she scuffed her heel on the ground, and it made a normal scuffing sound. Mia's 3 year old ears apparently did not take the sound to be that of her shoe and Mia pointed at the lady and loudly yelled, "Ewww! She fart!!!" Jay and I were stunned for a moment and as I burst out laughing, Jay tried to be all mature and parent-like and said, "Mia, that's not nice. We don't point at people when they pass gas." All I could hope for was the woman didn't speak English.

That's all I can think of now. I have other stories, but they might sound kinda weird if I try to write them. Good news is, Jay finally got orders and we're moving to Las Vegas next! We're supposed to go in November but Jay really wants Mia and I to go early so we can start looking for a house. It has to be approved and right now we're just waiting to find out if it's approved or not but if it is, we'll be going back in September. I have mixed feelings about going back early b/c that means I'll have to fly alone with Mia AGAIN from S.Korea back to the U.S. and that just sucks. I guess if Jay gets us a flight on Korean Air (super nice) with the individual videos on the headrest, then it'll be okay. But if we get that crappy Northwestern Airlines (those stewardesses were bee-yotches!), then no deal. Either way, when we do get back stateside, we're looking for a big house with a pool in the backyard.

Party at my place!!!


Thursday, May 6, 2010

Daddy Did It!

Jay finally took the plunge and did Mia's hair for the first time... and it showed. Jay attempted a ponytail and it looked like a dude pony. Mia's ponytail looked like a ponytail a pirate would wear or one of those balding guys who has the long hair in the back and wears it in a low pony. It was so funny. Needless to say I will be doing Mia's hair from now on.

Thursday, April 1, 2010

Don't Leave Chocolate Powder on the Counter!

The reason you don't leave chocolate milk powder mix on the counter is because while you're on the computer having a skype conversation with a friend, Mia will be attempting to make herself chocolate milk... NOT PRETTY!
After I got off the computer (yes, I took too long...) I was surprised to see Mia's face covered with chocolate. My first thought was "how on Earth did she open a chocolate pudding cup lid?" So I walked into the kitchen to investigate and it was immediately apparent that the chocolate all over her face was not pudding but Nestle Quik and it was all over my kitchen floor. Then I saw the cup on the table and it was a mixture of water and chocolate powder (eww!). Laughing I applauded Mia for attempting to make her own chocolate milk as I swept the powder off the floor. Then as I put the cup in the sink to rinse it out, I found Mia had tossed the remaining powder and the Nestle canister into the sink and there was a big pile of chocolate powder just lying there in the sink. So no more chocolate milk for a few days, but I can't help but laugh at how independent Mia tries to be.

Monday, March 29, 2010

New Favorite Korean Food: Black Rice Bread!

Okay, so I've been absent for too long from my blog, but I had forgotten my password and since I'm in Korea, when I went to Blogspot.com, it was all in Hangul and I couldn't for the life of me figure out what it was telling me when I was trying to reset it. Luckily, my beautiful Korean friend, Yun, came over and translated it for me today so I could reset my password and get back to writing about it here in Korea.

So we went grocery shopping at the Lotte Mart (think Super Target or something, but not Walmart, it's much nicer than Walmart) and I bought Mia some dinner rolls at the bakery. After we paid for them, I let Mia have one since she had been so patient and good while I was shopping and she gobbled it down really fast. I thought, "Wow, she was really hungry!" so I gave her another, and she gobbled that down just as fast as the first one. When we got in the car, I gave her one more for the road and predictably she was asking for more before we got home. I made her wait until we got all the groceries inside the apartment, then I gave her another one. While I was putting all the food away, Mia apparently ate all the rest in the bag (I know better than to leave these kind of things lying within Mia's reach, but I was preoccupied). I was surprised when Mia asked for more bread since she had eaten all the rolls I had just bought at the bakery. Well, I don't want to starve my growing child, (she's SOOO skinny, too) so I offered her some black rice bread I had bought for the first time and was surprised to see the bread is actually purple since it has a dark brown crust (and that was all I could see before I bought it). I tried a piece with her and it was SOOOO good! It tastes like regular bread but it is much more moist, almost a little chewy. I really really like it, but Mia took one bite and put it down on the table and it's been sitting here untouched for the past 15 minutes, so either she doesn't like it or she's finally full from eating a whole bag of freshly baked dinner rolls before. Oh well, more for me!

While I'm back, I would like to clarify my past incident with the Bongo truck driver... I'm really doing my best not to be an ignorant American picking fights with the locals, but this was really a dangerous thing he was trying to do that I simply blocked him from doing. The situation was this: I was driving home from Daegu on the interstate and there is a bridge we have to cross to get into Pusan. It was late afternoon and in the middle of rush hour traffic. We were stopped on the bridge and yes, it's everybit as frustrating as driving in rush hour traffic back in the States. There are two lanes in each direction and since neither lane was moving, some cars began to drive in the area between the furthest right lane and the wall of the bridge. It drives me crazy when they do that b/c they don't drive slowly to pass, they drive REALLY fast as if it's a third lane, which it isn't, and b/c it's narrow, they're so close to the cars in the right hand lane and all I can think is one of these a-holes is going to scratch the side of my car while they're rushing past all the stopped traffic in their pseudo lane. So, I pulled my car half in my lane, half in the pseudo lane and blocked the rest of the traffic from passing those of us in LEGITIMATE lanes so they can't cause a crash or try to sneak in front of us further up in traffic. I guess the driver of the bongo truck behind was pissed b/c he kept honking his horn at me the entire time we were on the bridge (which turned out to only be about 10 minutes) and FOLLOWED me to my exit and continued following me to where I turned to get back to my apartment. While I was stopped at a red light, he got out of his truck and knocked on my window, I rolled it down and he just started yelling (I assume angrily) in Hangul at me. So I yelled back in English that what he was doing was illegal and he would have been arrested for reckless driving back in the United States for pulling that kind of crap and he could've killed someone if he lost control of his truck and he needs to learn how to drive, yada yada yada. And it just went back and forth with him yelling at me and me yelling at him, neither of us having a clue what the other was saying, but we were both pissed, so I just started yelling, "YOU'RE DANGEROUS!" over and over and over b/c most of the people in my apartment building use that word when Mia's climbing on the playground equipment, so I figured it was a word he MIGHT understand. It must've done the trick b/c he shook his head at me like I was truly insane (and I probably looked a bit crazy at the time) and went back to his truck. I was fuming over this incident on the way home, but it felt SOOO GOOOD to finally yell at these crazy bongo drivers... they're the WORST (even worse than the taxi drivers here). I didn't use any finger gestures (though I was tempted) although a few F-bombs were dropped (I was concentrating too hard on not flipping him off, I can't not do both). So, I don't go around picking fights, I just finally stopped a crazy bongo truck from doing something illegal and he didn't like it. Oh well. The good news was the next time I drove the bridge (2 weeks later) there were signs in the pseudo lane preventing anyone from driving in it(YAY!).

Okay, now I'm tired of typing so until I have something else to say... TooDaLoo!